by Roy Firestone

I watched in horror as my Orioles lost in FIVE games to the Mets! THE METS … in 1969. We were the Orioles and they were the Mets…and we won game 1. I was looking for parking at this point for the World Series parade.

Then we were ahead 3-1 in the World Series twice and the Orioles lost em both.

I’ve seen The Yankees humiliate our hopes.

Jeter, that Meier kid..whatever…

I’m mostly more scar tissue than muscle now.

I wouldn’t exist if not for worrying.